Wanna pose in the nude?

19:09 OMGWTFBBQ #
19:13 @mummyfitz ... um nothing. #
19:13 @mummyfitz But would you like me and the girls and Anna to come over for dinner? Tonight? In the time it takes us to get there? #
19:25 @mummyfitz Well my kitchen is behaving strangely, let's say. And I'd like to not be near it. Anna concurs. #
21:09 @mummyfitz No, one broke itself. I mean. Uh. #
22:05 @mummyfitz No, mum, it really did, I swear, the house is haunted. #
22:07 @mummyfitz NOT. JOKING. #
22:08 @mummyfitz The house. Is. Haunted. #
22:08 @mummyfitz THEN WHY ARE THINGS LEVITATING. Because I'm not doing it. That's what I didn't want to say on Twitter D: #
22:13 @mummyfitz No, I'm being terrified. #
22:17 @mummyfitz I will! #